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How do you get a guitar player to turn down?
Put some sheet music in front of him.
How do you get a keyboard player to turn down?
Take the sheet music away from him.
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How did the rock band's drummer get back at the bass player?
He detuned one of his tuning pegs & didn't tell him which one... [Dohh! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ]
Q: What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A: Gifted
Q: How would you define Tejano music?
A: Polka on stolen instruments.
It was time to change the brain, so i went to the hospital. There were 3 brains available. One from a coalmine worker for $25?000, one from a Nobel Prize Winner for $65?000 and a unlabeld one for $350?000.
I said to the chief surgeon: i want that brain for $300?000, from whom is it?
The surgeon said: it is from a Rock?n?Roll drummer who just died in a car accident with his Ferrari.
I asked the surgeon: why is that brain of that Rock?n?Roll drummer so expensive, yes five time more then the one from the Nobel Prize Winner?
The surgeon said: this brain is like new, it was never used.
These are funny.
You guys are all banned. [img]wink.gif[/img]
A horn player who had been playing with Buddy Rich for many years came back from vacation to hear a rumour that Buddy had died. He didn't quite believe it, so he phoned Buddy's wife and said "Can I speak to Buddy please?"
Buddy's wife said, "I'm sorry, Buddy passed away last week."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," he said, and hung up.
A couple of hours later, he called her again. "Is Buddy there please?"
"No, I'm sorry. Buddy's no longer with us," said Buddy's wife. And hung up the phone.
Ten minuted later, he called Buddy's wife again. "Can I speak to Buddy please?" he said.
She recognised his voice, and said: "Look, I've told you before, BUDDY'S DEAD!" And slammed down the phone.
Two minutes later, and the phone rang again... "Is Buddy at home please?" the horn player asked.
Buddy's wife was furious. "I'm not going to tell you again, Buddy is dead.. D. E. A. D. DEAD. Why do you keep ringing me to ask for Buddy???!!!!"
He thought for a moment, and said: "I just love hearing you say it."
Q: what did the drummer say on his first paying gig?
A: Would you like frys with that?
LOVE the Buddy one!
"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a drummer!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"
A drummer is fed up with all the jokes about not being able to play a 'proper' instrument with proper notes, so he decides to take it upon himself to learn a real one.
He walks into his local music shop and says to the guy "Morning, I'd like to have a look at that red trombone please and that lovely white accordian." The guy replies.... "well you can have the fire extinguisher sir, but I'm afraid that the radiator is attached to the wall!!!"
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<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 15, 2004 05:53 AM: Message edited by: Dazzler ]</font>
Man these jokes are really great!!! You guys just rock!! What a great place this is!! PT.